Love Signs: A Sassy, Sexy Female Vocal Acapella

Love Signs: A Sassy, Sexy Female Vocal Acapella

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I’m a Pisces. Obviously.

Do you want to learn how the cosmos affect your daily life, relationships, and job? Of course, you do! Seems like ancient history now, but Astrology used to be a weird little part of American life in the late 1960’s through the 1990’s. Newspapers printed your daily horoscope, while magazines and books provided more in-depth analysis for the eager. Look at American movies and tv from the 70’s. The zodiac is everywhere!

My song, Love Signs, is a spoof on this vintage Astrological pop culture movement where your “sign” tells me everything I need to know about you. Oh, you’re a Scorpio? Let my check my horoscope to see if now is a good time for us to fuck.

Lyrically, I’m being a smart ass, and I think my jokes are funny. But, there’s no real musical genius here. It’s a sassy mix of spoken word, and well, I guess, rap? I don’t know. My favorite musical moment comes at the end with all the funkity funk of the 69 refrain. Lord, please, if you remix this song, don’t miss the opportunity for a DISCO MOMENT!!! This whole song could sound straight outta the 70’s. So, funk it up! Or, don’t. Consult your stars.


Hey, baby! What’s your sign?
Sagittarius? Aquarius?
Capricorn? Unicorn?
Oh, you’re a Scorpio.
Well, then you must be a real prick.

Hey, baby! What’s your sign?
Are you a Pisces? An Aries?
A Taurus? A Brontosaurus?
Oh, you’re a Cancer?
Then, stay away from me, baby.
That’s what killed my Grandma.

Hey, baby! What’s your sign?
Libra? Leo?
Gemini? Firefly?
Oh, you’re a Virgo.
Well, let me be the first to show you how to fuck.

Your lucky number is: 69
Hey, baby. What’s your sign?

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